bed protectioner

someone who is good at protecting beds in minecraft’s bedwars.
made my spifeys friend

spifey is a pro bed protectioner.

by saarrzzz October 17, 2020

protect my peace

Do whatever it is to keep your happiness... even if it will leave a detrimental effect on your life.

I didn't do the essay because I'm choosing to protect my peace instead.

by taroroot October 12, 2023

fegyt protection

the protection of a gay fegyt from the NNN

"omg maxa why are u cumming its november - yali says
"its ok i have my fegyt protection" - maxa

by Maxa_grah November 1, 2023

National Protection Against Rape Day

Keep your friends and family close and help them with past problems with rape its very serious and should be treated as such it isnt a joke!

Whats Today?
Its NPARD(National Protection Against Rape Day)! Dont Worry girl i got your back together we can fight against rape!

by RealTreWay April 24, 2023

protecting my energy

Avoiding commitment to a relationship to avoid damage to your “energy”. “Energy” referring to your present being, while also being a double entendre as it can also refer to physical energy and it’s depletion.

Lucki: Told her I love her, but I’m never settling, probably repetitive. Protecting my energy.

by myecks July 8, 2023

censorship protected character

A fictional character that lived to the end of their media because said media is meant for kids.

It's a shame that Skrap-It was a censorship protected character.

by ChameleonDragon October 25, 2019

Supernatural Protection

The belief that one cannot be harmed, and nothing can go wrong in your life if you simply have faith in your favourite imaginary supernatural being.

Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"

By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough

Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.

This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.

***online dating***
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"

by Wypipo whisperer October 23, 2020