pready

When you are about to stoke a wood kiln but still need to put you gloves and glasses on

"Dude are you ready to stoke"

"Yea im pready let me put my gloves on"

by BlakeM00 April 26, 2010

street preacher

Street preacher aka street prankster (alternative name)
They can often be found on street corners talking freaky stuff about the lord and repentance and amusing , sometimes annoying , the general public

Street preacher: Hey young man , you don't want to go go hell
General crowd: WTF , LOL

by G8666 January 3, 2020

precaf

Verb. To drink a caffeinated beverage before partaking of a more highly caffeinated beverage. Derived from the word "pregame," this act is often avoided due to its cheapening of the second caffeine buzz.

You: Hey, you wanna go grab some coffee?
Me: Alright, but I'm getting decaf.
You: What are you, some sort of pansy bitch?
Me: Naw dude, I'm drinking Monster later and I don't wanna precaf.

by Samson III July 22, 2008

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

Prebate

Masturbating whilst fantasising about someone with whom you have engaged in sexual relations, before you see that person

I prebated before i went to class as i know i would see tom

by Okurrt June 4, 2018

preach

It means sure, which is used widly used by Snoop Doggie Dog.

-Yo man, let's go get some KFC!
- Preach

by MarkoE500 December 13, 2006

preaction

The opposite of reaction.

I'm getting a migraine. I think it's a preaction to the staff meeting we have scheduled at work tomorrow.

by BonnieG December 9, 2008