Boy who is stiff in bed. Brings the right amount of heat to keep the fibers intact. Freak in the sheets, but only after he has asked for permission. Rehearses answers to potential questions parents will ask. Likes a firm mattress. Would prefer beer in a glass. Travels with hand sanitizer. Brings girlfriend lunch at work. Law-abiding. Always puts the toilet seat down. Would never wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym. Not to be confused with pretentious. Strengths: reliable, trustworthy. Weaknesses: hates spontaneity.
Synonyms include: polished, rehearsed, robotic, scholarly
Antonyms: fuck boy, granola, sloppy
Synonyms include: polished, rehearsed, robotic, scholarly
Antonyms: fuck boy, granola, sloppy
Because Benjamin was so perm pressed, he was excited to share all his new experiences with his friends, parents, and parents' friends when he returned home from his job in Washington D.C.
by permpress January 21, 2019
The act of pressing your bare butt cheeks against the inside of a car window while traveling down the road catching unsuspecting drivers off guard.
As we passed the family in the blue sedan, Parker pulled down his trousers and gave them The Boston Press.
by Mogob Knuckle-Dragger December 17, 2009
A lizard press is to, press your penis against a window preferably a car window to give the affect of a squashed lizard
by UncleNinz December 13, 2018
by jonny shingas September 09, 2010
by bribri October 27, 2003
Jamie decided he was going to press ham on the window at the local Mc Donald's and all the cheerleaders screamed.
by Eddie Bell May 27, 2008
by Ted May 04, 2004