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Presumption of Fuckery

That apprehensive feeling you get whenever dealing with any sales reps, repair people, or upon receiving any shipment, since you can rest assured that: a) the sales rep is bullshitting you, b) the repair person effed up, and c) something got busted, missed, or otherwise messed up in your shipment.
“When that truck driver just grinned after I asked about the busted carton he wanted me to sign for, I was hit with a strong presumption of fuckery.”
by JohnnyShabazz September 3, 2018
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Itz_Premium

a person which is funny has has very large penis. people also know premium as a stunning human (*wink*).
damn Itz_premium IS HAWT ANIME BOIYYY
by Itz_Premium June 12, 2019
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Precum

A slightly viscous liquid ejected from the tip of the penis that acts as a lube for a hole. Does not contain sperm.
“Honey, all you need to do to get mommy moistened up is shove your dick inside of me and swirl those precummies around.”
“But mom, can’t that get you pregnant?”
“No sweetie, precum is just lube for my pussy. It does not contain sperm”
by (Not)tonio February 15, 2021
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presumptle

To make an assumption like an idiot or moron (a word blending of presume and numpty). Anything bad arising from this false assumption is known as a presumptling.
I'm such an tool, I presumptled the big dude with who waved me over to the dark alleyway just wanted directions. He gave me such a presumptling...
by emptybee August 20, 2012
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premium molé

The Premium Molé is a top-quality mixture of marijuana and tobacco of the highest caliber, each layered one atop the other in patient succession. Most enthusiasts recommend consuming the entire Preem in one go. Truly a gentleman's bowl, guaranteed to fuck your shit up. Chib
I only smoke Premium Molés, my friend; while I appreciate your offer of skunk weed, I must decline:
by Certainly Not A Harvard Grad August 30, 2016
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Premium Smeg

A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.

Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow July 23, 2016
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Premium Car Privilege

When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.
Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".
by ewanders1 July 6, 2016
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