Platonic Booty Call

Dropping all of your plans so that you can be with an ex who now wants to be just friends.

"I was going to do homework, but Joe called."

"Did you hook up?"

"No, it was just a platonic booty call."

by Alexa1018 August 11, 2008

platonic hook up

a hook up friend that you don't hook up with but you're tight

Scottie is my platonic hook up friend. We hang out all the time but no strings attached.

by Girlio from Mpls October 27, 2008

Platonic eating out

The act of which you eat someone out even though you are best friends

Anna: omg max is so good at platonic eating out

by Skskskskksksk Starbucks gang April 4, 2022

platonic butt stuff

When two or more "neighbors" hangout on Christmas eve to clean each others starfish.

My friend bill always gets together with his neighbor on Christmas eve for platonic butt stuff.

by elfontheskid December 24, 2014

platonic pick up artist

A person who is looking for friendship and companions but not sex, yet goes about this task like a gross pick up artist would

The guy who hangs around the pizza place near the university started talking to me and gave me his number, then texted me first thing in the morning! He wasn't hitting on me, but damn he was creepy! I hate platonic pick up artists like that!

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

Michael platonic simp

This is against the law, you will be sent to a metal facility

"Oh you are a Michael platonic simp"

"Better pack you bags"

by Besticreaming June 13, 2021

Platonic Girlsfriends Go Brr!

When you are a girl and you find another girl that is literally your friend soulmate and you both get so excited about something that you literally vibrate with joy

A: I have an idea..
B: Omg yes!
A+B Platonic Girlsfriends Go Brr!

by Flying_on_arokette_ship July 20, 2021