Phlagh

To find an idea or concept significantly distasteful.

So miffed at a particular concept or idea that you exclaim 'Phlagh' out aloud.

by flamersk August 6, 2008

Paragateaux

A cake stand, often of the three-tiered variety, commonly used for serving afternoon tea.

What a fabulous paragateaux!

by grippa93 June 28, 2010

Phorage

When you have rage over people touching/getting near your phone.

I tried to look at his phone, but that set off his phorage and he beat me to a pulp.

by TheBodaciousD October 15, 2010

paragaffe

The social offense of wasting people’s time by blathering on for a whole paragraph when a short sentence would suffice.

“All I wanted to know was whether Bottom is still smoking. He wrote back a whole paragaffe about why it’s none of my business and smoking is not a problem for him.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq May 16, 2011

phagophila

The eating of parasites, basically feeding on another cell whom is feeding on you.

The fly bit me, in turn i swallowed it. phagophila at its best, because it was delicious

by Hypnokat91 November 22, 2013

Phagunk

The gunk that accumulates on the screen of your phone.

God dammit it's so hard to swipe right with all this Phagunk on my screen

by Jenispaghetti November 16, 2014

Paragraph texter

Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.

If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses

Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.

"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"

by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! September 12, 2016