perun

Stud, usually of Slavic or Serbian heritage, that can't play ball for shit.

"Yeah, he's chill. A perun though."

by P'Money March 30, 2017

Pecan pie

Pronounced "pacon pie"

The pecan pie was delicious

by Daddybrandon November 22, 2018

Petunia

A girl who is really funny but who you are also ALWAYS concerned for. You better watch her or you'll end up hearing the deepthroat song over over and over again. But Petunia always has Gucci.

Petunia, what are you looking up? How do you know this?

by Karahballa October 3, 2018

The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

Pecurious

When a situation arises when people are suspected of engaging in sexual acts (making out, oral, intercourse, etc.) when suddenly and suspiciously missing.

Person 1: Where is girl/guy?
Person 2: This is quite pecurious...

by Jess and Deener June 2, 2007

Pecan Pie

Verb
Performing a "chili dog" on one's partner, and releasing into the "chili" thus creating a brown, glazed substance.
Step 1: Cleveland Steamer
Step 2: Change Cleveland Steamer to Chili Dog
Step 3: Work until release
Step 4: Release into the chili of the Chili Dog
Step 5: Take a step back and admire

Chest + Feces = Cleveland Steamer
Cleveland Steamer + Penis = Chili Dog
Chili Dog + Male Ejaculate - Penis = Pecan Pie

by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010

pecan

substitution for toilet

the shitter was plugged so i filled a can with pee -therefore it was a pee can

by willy b quick October 26, 2003