pee spaghetti

Putting raw spaghetti into your pee hole and leaving it there until it softens. This process can be more timely if you have a buddy to put the other half of it in his so your dicks "lady and tramp". A master chef can even make lasagna.

"Bone" appetit!

It's all you can eat pasta night so Johnny and Paul were up all night preparing pee spaghetti.

Pro tip: put a little olive oil in the dick hole so the pasta isn't sticky!

pee spaghetti by Grundle Thunderbird June 30, 2017

Pee Pee House

A place where you go to the bathroom, where you go pee pee

I need to go to the pee pee house because I need to take a piss.

Pee Pee House by msdivineone December 20, 2008

pee-gasm 

when you have to pee so badly that when you finally do it sends a shiver up your spine,gives you goosebumps and is almost as good as an orgasm.

Wow I had to pee so bad that I think I just had a pee-gasm

pee-gasm by gboy0662 January 29, 2010

pee-pee hearted

A term used to define whiney or unnecissarily sad people. One tends to become pee-pee hearted when 1)They do not get their way, 2)when they are in a bad mood, and 3)They are weepy.

Don't get all pee-pee hearted on me

pee-pee hearted by Hanz-B July 30, 2008

pee pee slap 

The act of gettin throughly repermanded by ones superior, usually a boss at work, for doing something wrong.

on a daily basis when people dont take care of customers rapidly enough we recieve pee pee slaps from "don castilone" and it doesnt feel nice.

pee pee slap by mr. verrelli September 13, 2007

Pee-Wee Defense

The Peewee Defense is the defense employed during an argument by somebody who is bad at debate (or is trying to argue a really stupid point), generally when all other forms of defense have been exhausted or they otherwise run out of options. It consists of one individual attempting to turn the debate against the opponent by accusing them of the exact same statements being used by the opponent.

"Only an idiot would rely on the Pee-Wee Defense to win an argument."
"I know you are, but what am I?"

Pee-Wee Defense by Kipu October 23, 2013

pee pee

The funniest way to describe one's penis, making them sound like a complete ass.

Hey bitch, look at my pee pee.

pee pee by blargh shit August 17, 2003