one eyed parrot

putting your wang on ones shoulder

while she was using the computer, I came up behind and gave her the one eyed parrot.

by Wanker Willy July 4, 2006

slap my parrot

any sexual act, between a man and a woman, it could be any where from a hand job to a blowjob or even sex.

john: hey ali how about you come over and slap my parrot.

ali: okay !

by k muula April 10, 2009

Captain's Parrot

When a guy takes his dick and balls and rests them on someones shoulder.

I plopped the Captain's Parrot on her shoulder yesterday.

by Reid R December 17, 2008

Popping a Parrot

The act of placing one's limp penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting friend and saying "Polly wants a Cracker. another term for Mississippi Caterpillar. This can also be considered a clean way to do a Mississippi Mowhawk if the penis is placed up the unsucpecting person's head in the shape of a mohawk. I understand that Jimmy Buffet fans call this a Parrot Head gone wrong.

It was all fun and games until someone posted a video of Ryan Popping a Parrot on all the football players in the locker room before the game.

by hiemlich schlonge February 18, 2010

Sy Parrish

A quiet, shy, and lonely photo tech (Played by Robin Williams) at the local SavMart in the 2002 thriller movie "One Hour Photo". He becomes obsessed with a family because he never had one of his own and stalks them trying to become "Uncle Sy". Sy is an extremely tidy and organized person who is a perfectionist in his line of work. He drives a boring white Toyota Echo and is portrayed as a dull loser.

"Sy parrish is obsessed with cameras"

by Montenez McBurgers December 21, 2007

Parrotability

1. The ability to take care of and love a parrot.

2. The ability to retain information and remember it word for word.

1. Freyja has great parrotability, she really loves birds.

2. Elissa has parrotability, she can repeat what she's been told word for word.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Whoosh Parrot

Derived from the 'Whoosh' reply to a joke which goes over non-intellectual heads. Originally signified by waving the flat hand just above the head.
The 'Woosh Parrot' was developed as a medium to convey the same message in a visual form for internet fora such as 'Pistonheads'

I've just seen an Ambulance with the word spelt 'Ambiwlans',,, Has dumbing down gone too far?

Whoosh! (With the picture of Whoosh Parrot following)

It's Welsh, you 'tard!

by Robert Stroud September 22, 2011