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scranton parade day

The greatest, ABSOLUTLEY best day in history of all time. People start drinking at 6:30 AM and don't stop at all. It's a day where Scranton kids show all the big D1 schools that they party just as hard of not harder. Just an all around great day.
Dude ready for Scranton parade day tomorow? He'll yeah if we make it out alive it'd be awsome!
by Ryannbbb March 1, 2014
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Shit Parade

A cousin to the term clusterfuck. It implies an instance of extreme confusion, mishap, and/or disorganization.

Clusterfuck
WOW! It was a real fucking sit parade on the highway today.
by Chives November 25, 2003
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parade rainage

What happens when someone proverbialy rains on your parade meaning they ruin your triumphant moment.
JU: The Cardinals won the World Series!
Them: Just because the other team felt bad for them.
JU: Thats serious parade rainage
by Ju P April 25, 2008
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Parannoy

Origin: This is my own mash-up of the two words "paranoid" and "annoy", which I use all the time in my mental health job.

PAR*AN*NOY
\ˈper-ə-ˈnȯi\
--Verb
1.) To cause fearful distrust of others or a sense of threatened safety, which may be delusional, irrational, or just out of proportion to the situation. (i.e. paranoia)
2.) To rouse excessive suspicion.

--Related forms
-Parannoy
-Parannoys
-Parannoyed
-Parannoying
After someone returns from a war, many seemingly 'normal' daily things tend to PARANNOY that person.

Let's look at an example of Chuck the combat vet, and his buddy Josh, who unintentionally PARANNOYS him all the time.

(Chuck jumps, gun poised, as Josh stops by with beer.)
Josh: "Dude, chill, it's just me! I think the Iraq war really PARANNOYED you!"

Chuck: "Yeah, man, since I've been back, it's extremely PARANNOYING whenever someone just shows up unexpectedly like that."

(Josh drops the 6 pack on the floor. (*Loud Crash*)
Chuck: "For F's sake! Will you stop PARANNOYING me?!!"
by beautifulmutant July 7, 2010
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paganello

One of the greatest sporting events around, a massive ultimate tournament lasting for four days over easter weekend where teams play frisbee by day and drink by night
Man those hot sweaty beavers rocked paganello, aside from their insane layouts those nappies were unreal
by MVF May 18, 2011
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Paranoid period

When a girl thinks she has started her period so keeps checking, but hasn't actually.
by Ellie b May 10, 2014
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Paranoid lesbian theory

For men, The fear that the girl you like will turn out to be gay.
“Man I really like Jessica, but I’ve got a paranoid lesbian theory”
by Jlo13 March 18, 2018
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