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Palestine

Palestine (formerly known as Palaestina) is a region in the Middle East that was renamed by the Roman Empire in 135 CE in an effort to minimise the Jewish identity of the land after a Jewish uprising.

The land that Palestine currently resides on was originally known as the Kingdom of Israel (ruled by Kings such as Saul and David) -- and it was only until 1948 when Israel regained its rightful place back on the world map like it had been thousands of years ago.

Unfortunately, the return of Israel caused conflict as the region as the nationals known as 'Palestinians' (whos ethnicity is primarily Egyptian and Jordanian) had grown comfortable living off of the land that the Romans had stolen from the Jewish population.

As it was announced by the United Nations that Israel was about to make a return to the region by a 'two state solution' (half Israel, half Palestine) so that the Jewish people could return to their religious homeland and the palestinian nationals could live side by side -- the Arab countries decided that warfare was the answer.

Since 1947, there has been non-stop war and conflict in the region until now.
Person One: "Have you heard of that land Palestine ?"
Person Two: "I heard that it was named originally as Palaestina."
Person One: "It was called Palaestina by the Romans after a conquest."
by SirBillingsworth March 2, 2025
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Palestined

To attack someone else and then shed crocodile tears and spread propaganda when retaliated.
He slapped you first and started crying and dehumanizing you when you slapped him back. He palestined you.
by FreePalestine😭 December 27, 2023
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Palestined

a person who stole a lot of your candy so you decide to try get your candy back but then they cry when confronted
hey dude you just stole my candy and im going to take every single candy youve taken and not just 50 instead of all 200+ ! "that isnt fair i offered you 50 of the candy even tho all 200+ belongs to you :( " Palestined should give all 200+ instead of 50 and the argument will stop
by chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheee November 15, 2023
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Palestined

When someone lies and then tries to brainwash other people into thinking that they are right and claiming over everything because they are good liars.
“Jesus was was born in Palestine”. No, you he wasn’t. You have been palestined!
by Randomguy98 December 27, 2023
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Palestine

A land whose history and culture is told through the language of threads (Tatreez) and whose people teach us life, love and the meaning of strength and perseverance.
When asked about Palestine;

"We teach life after they have built their settlements and apartheid walls, after the last skies. We teach life, sir."
by educateyourselfbro November 19, 2023
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Palestined

A term used whenever an individual or group of people are destroyed due to their harmful action ending up in ashes.

A term used when someone faced a heavy consequence due to their action.
The man saw a group of terrorists raiding his house, military responded and the terrorists were Palestined
by Ham-ass January 12, 2024
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palestined

when a person comitted a terrorist attack, usually against Israel

Ismail: Our terrorist units had sucessfully got into Israeli kibbutz and started commiting atrocities.
Khan: So they palestined that settlement.
Hamas members palestined Israeli men, women and children.
Gazans palestined and decapitated Israeli babies.
by Israeli 9/11 October 23, 2023
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