Owned

To woop someones ass horribly in Ultima Online, Counter Strike, or any other random online game.

"Dude you just got owned by that noob ass bitch"
"Fuck you"

by Calamity October 2, 2003

Owned

Something funny, ironic, yet unbelievable. Usually used when somebody is beaten in a game, hurt in an outrageous way, or embarassed completely.

OH MY GOSH! That guy got hit by a car...twice! He was totally owned.

by Blue_ February 11, 2007

Own

To take a crap in someone's house, or to crap in someone's town, country, or any other definable boundary.

Dude, Tonya completely owns your house, that still reeks.
or
I own pretty much all the towns from Naples to Rome.
or
Don't talk to me that way, I OWN you.

by Robotkin June 27, 2008

own your own shit

When a particular warlock that believes in spiritual awareness weaves his absolute delusions on the masses and is still alive

Hey hey hey man like being is you trying to baffle us with pure bollocks or may you be introducing us to the realms of owning the prayer to OWN YOUR OWN SHIT🤘🏻❤️🤘🏻

by Power of Griggstain December 25, 2020

Bitch, OWNED!!!

Used when someone gets owned. Such as if they get run over by a bus or is decapitated by a shard of glass.

In Final Destination, we sat there saying "Bitch, OWNED!!!" the whole movie whenever someone was killed.

by t.o.p is sexy December 6, 2009

self-owned

a plan that rebounds adversely on the originator; has the opposite effect to what was intended, creating public humiliation

backfire rebound boomerang

Devin Nunes self-owned himself in magnificent fashion when he filed his case against Twitter.

by Beautybind March 20, 2019

Owned

Owned:
three 20's in a row.

In case of Instant Kills, you just Owned that mechanical spider.

by Jim Dandy01 April 16, 2006