wetter than an otter's pocket

an otter has a wet pocket and you're wetter than his little pocket

jacob: you're wetter than an otter's pocket
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore

by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021

naked otter

A skinny, hairy gay man.

Geoff looks like a naked otter.

by Qilas April 22, 2017

skinny otter

Skinny kid who thinks he's smart and who'll never grow up but loves bukkake with drunken, hypomanic English chicks.

Hey Kat, who's the skinny otter who'll j on your f tonight.

by Windsorgirl August 14, 2010

Crotch Otter

1. Someone who constantly looks at crotches.

2. Additionally, someone who is always looking at there own crotch. Usually trying to hide the fact they are texting on there cell phone.

Gary would you stop being a crotch otter and look me in the eyes?

Cartier! Quit crotch ottering! Put your cell phone down and get back to work!

That guy totally crotch ottered you!

by EISS August 22, 2011

Land Otter

Another term for 'dachshund' or 'wiener dog'

when i got home my land otters had ripped the couch to shreds

by hussonlax November 14, 2010

Mini Otter

A small gay hairy man who claims to have a 4.4 inch peepee

Barry Scott: "OMFG is that a mini otter?!"

Jimmy Smithel: "Wow I've never seen one in the wild before!"

by Juicy_Wuicy July 2, 2020

Chinaman's otter

The vagina.

The basic premise is that a person from China might reasonably confuse a beaver and an otter, the latter not being native to China.

George took things straight to the chinaman's otter.

by Goochmasterflash March 21, 2009