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Oxford High Girl

Preppy Oxford girls who think they’re the shit and have an intense rivalry with headington girls.
‘Wow she’s so full of herself’
‘She must be an Oxford High Girl’
by grasseyesgyal January 4, 2018
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Oxford, Mississippi

The best place on EARTH, besides the playboy mansion and Chatanooga, or some place in europe where u can drink at any age.
1. Dude, Oxford, Mississippi is the best F$%kin place on earth!
2. Dude, my nuts are on fire!, LETS GO to Oxford Mississippi.
3. Oxford, Mississippi is the bomb.com!
by 00FatWHitey March 27, 2005
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Missed Opportunity

When something good (an opportunity) is missed, most likely due to the persons rather apparent noobness.
Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.

Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.

Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."
by babyzierad December 13, 2009
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Equal Opportunity Employer

A rather classy way to say someone is Bisexual; A preferred alternative to the rather confusing and outdated phrase "swings both ways" .
Can be abbreviated as "E.O.E." when further discretion is needed.
I don't understand how you could only date women Jim. Personally, I'm an equal opportunity employer.
by E.O.E. December 26, 2010
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personal growth opportunity

a euphemism for a bad experience, characterized as positive because it encourages a person to learn not to repeat the experience
Sally had a personal growth opportunity doing her own dental work to save money. Rita had a personal growth opportunity when she got fired for being a drunk and belligerent at a department meeting.
by Sexy Rexy February 9, 2007
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oxford

1. The oldest university in the English speaking world; point of highest achievement.
If you're at Oxford U, there's no further earthly thing you could possibly want. The pinnacle of top education, the most beautiful of architecture, the coolest tutors, the grand history... etc.

2. Among the most beautiful of cities in the world.
"After having no life for all my high school years, the mad working has paid off! I'm accepted into Oxford!"
"Rich genius bastard!"
by FranzMerlin January 22, 2006
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