by Running April 03, 2016
What you say when somebody changes their hair style over night and it looks rubbish, thus giving them the hint to change it back!
by halooooom March 07, 2006
by mckenzieb September 02, 2006
Guy1:Thats another Don't Publish!
Guy2:Yeah. Why are so many of these urban dictionary definitions people's names, badly misspelled, full of grammar errors and...OH GOD CARPAL TUNNEL
Guy2:Yeah. Why are so many of these urban dictionary definitions people's names, badly misspelled, full of grammar errors and...OH GOD CARPAL TUNNEL
by Dr Wally November 24, 2010
The flabby fold of fat on the nape of someone's neck, best observed in fat bald sweaty old paps when they tilt their head slightly to look upwards. The phrase "Don't touch it!" derives from the likelihood of an angry response you may get if you feel tempted to give the enticing fold of cervical flab a curious poke. Can in some instances be referred to as double or triple touch to refer to two or three folds of neckfat respectively.
1. The guy buying salmon in front of me at the supermarket had some seriously sexy don't touch it going on.
2. I had a serious temptation to go over and rub chicken grease into the fat triple touch of the wheelchair bound window maker, so I did. Turned out it was gout.
3. "DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH IT BITCH!"
2. I had a serious temptation to go over and rub chicken grease into the fat triple touch of the wheelchair bound window maker, so I did. Turned out it was gout.
3. "DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH IT BITCH!"
by dapperdansausage March 07, 2010
A rather tasty cocktail made with Jägermeister and Mountain Dew. Best enjoyed whilst watching your team take the fucking Stanley Cup and made popular by the webcomic Hockey Zombie
by TheFloyd May 29, 2007
A rare form or honesty that can't be taken by any and everyone. When you basically just get to the point and say you not giving a fuck about whatever it is a person is saying.
"So what I wanted to tell you is, I think I'm in lo----"
(Cuts her off) "Don't Care." (Walking away is optional)
(Cuts her off) "Don't Care." (Walking away is optional)
by Swear4 July 29, 2014