after speak

noun - a talking disorder inwhich the person with the disorder continues to make noises and broken syllables after finishing his sentance. Usually this is annoying as hell.

Buzack: Hey guys I'm going to the mall!!all la all ul lu la
Jery: Dude stop with the after speak!

by Can Not December 28, 2005

after bite

1. A midnight snack.

Loren was hungry, so he had an after bite.

by Satch June 13, 2004

The Wednesday After That

A 'polite' way of calling somebody a twat. Often used in response to C U Next Tuesday.

"Hey, C U Next Tuesday!"
"Yeah, or The Wednesday After That"

by Arnoldopolis December 28, 2007

After Lent

A secular 'holiday' consisting of a period of 40 days devoted to self-control and self-improvement. Seasonal customs include not only giving up harmful behaviors but also participating in new and beneficial behaviors.

Person A: Why'd you give up sweets for After Lent? You're so skinny.
Person B: I want to make sure that if I ever get fat, I can lose the weight. My body is a temple.
Person A: You're an idiot but I admire your self-respect.

by TupacOrNotTupac April 20, 2015

after baked

Waking up after a strong smoke sesh, still baked.

"I'm so after baked right now..."
"I know you were baking on high all night"

by medicine.witch October 26, 2016

after whore

1) When someone or something is so incredibly used this is the most extreme analogy you can use

2) A lifetime prostitute who is hitting her late 50s after a hard life of tobacco, alcohol and suntanning.

Those bikes they rent at that shop are so used- don’t rent them - they are worn out worse than an after whore out in Reno.

by schmuckaneers October 18, 2018

After-wobble

The movement in a person's body that continues after they stop dancing. Usually associated with people of excess weight.

"When Freddie finished his signature dance move, the after-wobble in his ample belly reminded his partner of an old waterbed."

by Squintoon August 4, 2017