Noodling

The act of moving one's tongue in-and-out of the anus with a slurping sound like sucking up wet noodles.

While I was at the restaurant slurping up my noodles, the sound reminded the waitress of noodling.

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 15, 2020

noodle, don't noodle

noodle, don't noodle

nęuw-dhil-dœn-ť-nęuw-dhil

VERB

1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.

2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.

-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.

- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"

by RhealTawk January 11, 2020

Noodles

Arousing photographic images of the female or other inferior species of a sexual nature; N00dz

"I can't believe Don Roy already got Noodles from that girl"

by OODLES O' NOODLES August 31, 2011

Noodle

A girl who has awful, stringy, greasy, cheap extensions that she straightens AND washes. She is the scene queen, or so she likes to believe. She has a best friend who's a Dyke. Likes to vomit up her meals. Fake and/or rude to everyone she comes in concact with; prime example of someone with a God complex. Wants world peace, but probably doesn't know what it means.

Noodle needs to stop wearing extensions.

by Stringz. June 24, 2008

Noodle

A girl whom pretends to be a lesbian to get attention from males. They usually do everything they possibly can to make it believable.

There can be male ones too, just less common because most males try to make sure people don't think they're gay.

Pretty hard to make an example...I'll just use one of my own sentences...Well, not an exact one, but hey, close enough:

"She's a noodle...sure she was saying she was lesbian a minute ago and playing with that other girl, doesn't seem so anymore."

by MagiShock October 15, 2003

noodles

Live maggots.

I fed my pet cat some noodles the other day.

by Cheddar Cheese Boy October 26, 2003

noodling

An entertaining past-time and way to get rid of the food left over from your picnic dates, in which case you throw it on your neighbors car. or dump it in your other neighbors mailbox.

we didn't finish our food on our date, so we went and noodle'd.
noodle'd- past tense for noodling.

by dsfiogh September 30, 2008