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Toilet Legs

The pins and needles feeling you get in your legs after sitting on the toilet for a long time. Kind of like sea legs.
Dude I just took a massive dump for like, 15 minutes and now I've got major toilet legs!
by tpmaster May 18, 2010
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Jimmy Leg

an unconscious tick in the leg during sleep; may wake partner.

see also: jimmy arm
My girlfriend's got the jimmy leg! She keeps kicking me! I can't sleep!
by austin martino May 26, 2005
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long legs

One of the sexist things on earth. Great to bang and found on tall girls.
Every girl wants long legs.
Guys love long legs!
Long legs are hot.
by Vergessen May 19, 2018
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Third Leg

An incredibly large penis. Syn: dick, cock heat-seeking moisture missile, throbbing python of love, belly busting giggle stick.
Ant: tadger, prick.
...And then Jaxom whipped out his Third Leg, and boned her up.
by Chaoslight November 11, 2003
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Jet Leg

Jet Leg usually occurs near the end of a crowded Southwest Airlines flight. You're packed in like sardines and you haven't moved your legs for 3 hours. When you get up to exit the plane, your legs are asleep and are cramping up something fierce. Jet Leg is not contagious and usually subsides somewhere near the baggage terminal. 'Jet Leg' is the evil step-sister of 'Jet Lag'.
Rawd: "John, how was your trip and why are you limping"?

John: "I have a terrble case of Jet Leg, Rawd"

Rawd: "Don't you mean Jet Lag"?

John: " No, Jet Leg, Rawd. Jet Leg!!
by Twist Weeblow September 4, 2007
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Break a leg

Person 1: Break a leg!
Person 2: Thanks I needed that.
by Rachmahler June 29, 2022
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lightin’ the legs

Reference to the mostly backwoods or Depression Era practice of running a lit match up and down one’s legs to shave in lieu of a difficult to obtain razor.
I used to watch my Grandma lightin’ the legs; it took mere seconds and seemed so easy once I got past the shock of seeing it that first time!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2019
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