spud whacker

Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.

Guy 2: I don't think I know that.

Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...

Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.

Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...

Guy 2: Oh...

Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.

Guy 2: (Laughs)

Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.

by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 05, 2021

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Willy-Whacker

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.

Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.

by WickWhack April 23, 2024

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Wicky-Whacker

A penis. Specifically, the type that is long and hard enough to slap someone across the face.

Brenda got slapped across the face by John's wicky-whacker.

by WickWhack October 18, 2023

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mirror whacker

1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.

eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.

"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"

by vooos July 29, 2024

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