The opposite of self-defense.
"It's not self-defense, it's self-offense." Cobra Kai, Johnny Lawrence
by self-offense January 23, 2024
Get the self-offensemug. Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
Get the Offensive coordinatormug. The opposite of "no offense"
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too
^ No offense, but you support racist immigration policies, and I don't respect that
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!
by thurb April 16, 2023
Get the offense intendedmug. When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.
Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*
Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*
Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.
by Fancypanski February 24, 2014
Get the offensively tanmug. by lokidokey;) June 10, 2021
Get the no offensemug. 1. « What's your name ?
– Hugh Mungus.
– THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT !! SO OFFENSIVE, OMG !! »
2. « I find the ambulance siren irritating.
– I'm a siren and I find this comment offensive. »
3. « What a beautiful day !
– I'm a bad day and I find this sentence offensive. »
– Hugh Mungus.
– THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT !! SO OFFENSIVE, OMG !! »
2. « I find the ambulance siren irritating.
– I'm a siren and I find this comment offensive. »
3. « What a beautiful day !
– I'm a bad day and I find this sentence offensive. »
by accordingtoallknownlawsofaviat November 13, 2016
Get the offensivemug. Two words people use when they usually are going to say offensive and sometimes they don't even care that they've offended you when they know they have.
by SobyCoty September 3, 2022
Get the No offensemug.