Hands that are covered in a generous layer of semen, usually after having given multiple hand jobs. Jizz hands make completing everyday tasks a real hassle.
*Phone rings*
Mom: "Sweetheart, can you answer my phone. I have jizz hands at the moment. You're father packs one hell of a load!"
Son: "Ok."
*Son answers phone with a fresh pair of jizz hands of his own after spanking his meat, covering the phone in a crucible of hot semen*
Mom: "Sweetheart, can you answer my phone. I have jizz hands at the moment. You're father packs one hell of a load!"
Son: "Ok."
*Son answers phone with a fresh pair of jizz hands of his own after spanking his meat, covering the phone in a crucible of hot semen*
by nolstar December 17, 2016
Get the Jizz Handsmug. by Nate "The godfather" Martin October 21, 2007
Get the the mauve handmug. by Jotaro has PTSD April 28, 2021
Get the Hand fetishmug. To have a squirrel for a hand
by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003
Get the squirrel handedmug. Any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one's hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)
Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.
Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.
A: Is a casaba a hand fruit?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.
A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.
A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?
by Jim-Bob McDuggan November 8, 2009
Get the hand fruitmug. An admonishment one can whisper to oneself or another when it becomes important to inhibit an overwhelming curiosity and desire to handle everything within reach.
I heard him softly muttering “quiet hands” to himself as he eyeballed everything he was gleefully imagining touching.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019
Get the quiet handsmug. by sexbot321 January 29, 2021
Get the hand kinkmug.