New England Howdy

A greeting where someone says howdy, while flipping you off and usually including too much eye contact or stretching out the word weirdly long.

Bro, I saw this dude that picked a bunch of drunk fights last night and gave hime the New England Howdy.

by Patriot-hate August 10, 2022

New England Nutter Butter

The act of inserting heavy cream into ones anus and a man churning it with his penis until he ejaculates.

“Me and Chris made some New England Nutter Butter last night!”

by Theodore Foreskin July 5, 2025

New England Churro

When a man and a woman are very in love, they make love on a public poorly plowed road way. During that act, a man removes his cock from the woman, dips it in the granular road salt, then inserts his now salty, non lubed cock into the woman's ass.

I New England Churroed My Woman On That Snow Day

by 11DollarSteamyShitDick January 10, 2018

new england special

(Noun). The warm, viscous ejaculate of cum produced by a male from the northeast region of the United States- a ‘clam chowder’ of the seminal nature.

“You know Robbie? That guy in our class from Boston? I heard he blew some New England Special on Amy’s face last!”

by cdawgfre$h December 4, 2019

New England Cowboy

Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.

"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."

by alexseymour October 26, 2014

New England meathook

When you put your ring and middle finger in your girls vagina and your thumb in her asshole and throw her back on to the bed

“I gave my girlfriend the New England meathook last night and she beat the shit out of me”

by Gary the 1nd January 25, 2022

New England steamboat

A New England steam boat is when multiple people shit and don't flush, it continues until its full.

The plumbers came inside and New England steamboat my toilet.

by Lil_Hawk April 20, 2022