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New Zealand Roulette

The New Zealand Roulette refers to the unforeseen and potentially inconvenient situation arising from attempting to press down a spray bottle with a missing or malfunctioning nozzle, particularly when circumventing a broken screw mechanism. The term emerged following an accident where an individual sprayed insect repellent straight into his own eyes after trying to "fix" the broken screw mechanism by pushing the cap onto the mechanism.
Person A: My eyes are burning I just sprayed insect repellant straight into my own eyes
Person B: Did you try to fix that bottle? Did you really just do the New Zealand Roulette?
by BigDawgTusso February 16, 2024
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New Zealand Nosedive

A vehicle(especially a jeep) that is slammed on the front end and lifted on the back end
Chris: Jace, did you really get a New Zealand Nosedive?
Jase: Yes.
Chris: It looks gay as fuck.
by MexicanForeskinMonster November 27, 2022
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New Zealand Green

"New Zealand Green", also referred to as "Kiwi Green", is a relatively uncommon term used to denote freshly made Cannabis or Marijuana in New Zealand.
Colon: Hey man, got some fresh New Zealand green for sale. Only 5 grand, you interested or nah?
by æaææææ December 23, 2023
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Nelson, New Zealand

Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.

Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.

Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.
Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.
by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023
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New Zealand

Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)
I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.

Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then
by doo doo 😛 September 1, 2020
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New Zealand

No way you're from New Zealand! That's in Australia right?
by hoebag443 November 30, 2022
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New Zealandic

Something from or originating from New Zealand, The most cooked people on earth (in a good way)
That New Zealandic person is fucking hilarious

New Zealandic party
by Harveybennett February 8, 2021
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