negative dollars

When you're in debt, the money that you earn is not for spending because you still owe.

I can't even afford a pack of gum; I'm negative dollars right now.

by T Hustle September 8, 2005

Triple Negative

A way of vocally pointing out that you are not smarter than the average bear.

An example of a triple negative:

Today one of my colleagues said “No-one has not done nothing for me”.

It makes me wonder if I am too intelligent for this job...

by flammable55 October 18, 2017

Neg Ferret

A person who thrives on negativity. Somebody who never manages to say anything positive but can waffle on for five hours about the negative side of anything.
Commonly observed in disgruntled employees.

Prit: "Hey, Adie, we've got a 10% pay rise this year"
Adie: "That's rubbish - I wanted 15%. And a bonus. And a car parking space. And another laptop. This place is crap"
Prit: "Shut up Adie, you're such a neg ferret"

by Mr. Positive July 16, 2008

negative headcount

A "negative headcount" is a worker that makes so many errors that they create more work than they actually do.

Our new network engineer is a negative headcount - he doesn't know how to do much and what he does is usually wrong. I've been fixing his mistakes for the last two days.

by S1KRR November 5, 2016

negative zero

Noun: (Nay-gut-tive Zirrro). Negative zero is infinity zero. Worth less than nothing.

"Tom is a big fat -0 at his donut making job; he sure is useless"

"Nancy is a negative zero on a scale of 1-10, she sure is homely"

by Luckylinlin December 15, 2016

Negative light

To make someone feel less sure about or have less trust in something or someone.

After I was found out to have fucked the boss, I was cast in a negative light.

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Negative Susan

Someone who sees no happiness in the world, only sorrow. The opposite to a Positive Sally.

Jack: WHY IS ALL THE COFFEE GONE? D:
Michael: Jack stfu you negative Susan.

by Positive Sally January 15, 2013