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Marijuana mutual

Knowing someone through marijuana. Marijuana being the reason for 2 or more people knowing each other
Dave recently bought some weed from his new connect, Bob, the two are now Marijuana mutual. marijuana mutual
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by Shhh91 June 28, 2011
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washington mutual

a bank that lies about free checking.
don't go to washington mutual. they charge you five bucks whenever you cash checks.
by bobertdude March 3, 2009
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Nutual (nut mutual)

when the urge or want to NUT someone is mutual
yeah I though it was one sided but apparently the feeling was nutual (nut mutual) . I'm so in love.
by sstelladoc March 15, 2018
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exclusively mutual

when two events can occur only in conjunction with one another, i.e. neither one can occur without the other
Legend has it that being a tree-hugger and being a hippie are exclusively mutual.

Liberal: "Being homophobic and having repressed homosexual desires are exclusively mutual."
Conservative: "Hah, that's a good one."
Liberal: "Remember that recurring dream you told me about?"
Conservative: "...fuck"

Tim: "I wanna hook up with Kim, but Stacy's my girlfriend"
John: "I don't understand...those are exclusively mutual aren't they?"
Tim: "Whaaa..?"
John: "If you break up with Stacy, Kim will be pissed cuz they're good friends. a.k.a. no Kim for you. On the other hand, if you don't hook up with Kim, Stacy will get bored of your drama-lacking relationship and eventually dump you. And then Kim will think you're a loser, and again no Kim for you.
Tim: You are a genius. I'll be right back
by javaman199 July 13, 2013
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Virtual mutual masterbation

Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.
by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
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Mors Mutual Insurance

Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"
Guy 1: Bro i had to call Mors Mutual Insurance again

Guy 2: Let me guess Oppressor?

Guy 1: yeah
by ShittyWriter69 August 6, 2021
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Mors Mutual Insurance

The thing you call after flying motorbikes hit the shoot button
Guy 1:Man Mors Mutual Insurance is so helpful, just got my car back
Guy 2: Yeah i used it 3 minutes ago
Oppressor kid: now you gonna use it again!
boom
by ShittyWriter69 August 17, 2021
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