monicitis

Monicitis is the disease that causes a slew of negative side effects listed in the formal post listed above.

However, recent medical research at John Hopkins University has brought several new side effects to attention.

Including but not limited to;

-Posting false definitions attempting to undermind the work of Dr. Louis Tres
-Awful hair
-Absence of linguistic formalities. For instance, if there was a building that stood for grammatical integrity, monicitis would be the plane that crashed into it.
-STD's (Yes, monicitis is an STD that apparently causes more STD's)<--- Truly a medical anomaly.

Researchers at John Hopkins have also informed me that they are currently testing experimental medicine which could lead to an antidote(monicdote). More information on this "monicdote" will be posted as it is received.

Timmuel - "Whoa that bitch just stepped up to mah boy lewey trey(Dr. Louis Tres)!"

Dr. Louis Tres - "Timmuel calm down my sweet chinchilla, its just the side effect of that nasty disease Monicitis."

Timmuel - "No wonder! No one with that disgusting disease could ever in any capacity be better than my boy Dr. Louis Tres!"

by Dr Louis Tres January 21, 2010

Monicarrot

An individual of a Filipino background who's name is Monica.

"Oh you are such a Monicarrot!"

by NuclearEfficacy April 27, 2010

Mepic

used to describe something of 'massive' and 'epic' proportions

"dude, your birthday party is going to be MEPIC!"

by RobotScreaming January 29, 2009

morice

a dirty mexican

Hey, Jose dont be a Morice, go wash.

by Jigga May 13, 2003

moptician

A hair dresser who specialises in revitalising mens hair after it has reached the stage know as a 'mop'.

Billy Connelly should see a moptician as his hair could make the perfect mop.

Dude you should really go to the mopticians.

by halooooom March 20, 2006

MONICAAA

A greeting for friends

"Aye, wassup monicaaa?"

by NoNamedQUEEN May 19, 2016

Mohican Teakwood

A beautiful auburn tinged tree that originated in the upper tidal Hudson River Valley. Known for being exceptionally strong and great material for creating furniture. It is revered for having a lustrous gleam on the bark, and botanists agree that it is one of the most revered types of tree.

Nathan: Let's take a trip to the Hudson River, I heard the Mohican Teakwood forests look beautiful this time of year.
Tyler: I'd love to, I've always wanted a chance to see them in person.

by TomNook378 June 15, 2023