Mong 

A person who is lazy and unmotivated. Typically due to excessive marijuana use, this is usually their only hobby/interest and will do anything for a sesh.

Oi rory mums your being a mong

Mong by Certified.Gxng March 30, 2023

Mong 

Mike elong

Mike elong is a fucking retarded mong

Mong by Gayiswrong July 27, 2023

Mong 

A whimpultarfumppletang phrase used to describe something or something as retarted. It is an abreviation of mongaloid.

Micheal: I am a giant autistic man

Angus: thats full mong

Mong by The Freakstar 2 November 20, 2024

Mong 

BMW Driver

"That Mong acts like a brick wall when I try to overtake him"

Mong by Drivarded February 19, 2024

Mong 

Noun. A pawn used in a nefarious plan

Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?

Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!

Mong by kymseesghosts March 10, 2024

Mong 

(Brit, informal, offensive, somewhat dated) A person who has intellectual disability (low IQ) (comparing with the US term retard), especially one associated with Down’s syndrome. Probably shortened from the obsolete term ‘mongol’ ‘Down’s syndrome’

For example: some taboo insults like ‘you fucking mong!!!! What are you doing?’

Mong by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Mong

Short form of a male thong

Chanthy was looking for a silk Mong to wear on his date.

Mong by Kyoto15 November 25, 2025