mirror-gasm

A mirror-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off and blows a load all over a wall mirror and then licks it all off.

We've got a wall mirror in our dorm room, and I like to jack-off and have a mirror-gasm on it - then lick it up!

by USAF Cadet January 11, 2021

mirror queen

A mirror queen is a gay or bisexual guy who claims to be straight and is often married; yet he checks out naked guys by looking at their reflections in locker room mirrors.

"damn, that mirror queen is creeping me out"

by NJstag July 4, 2006

Foggy Mirror

When a man cums on a girls glasses so that she can not see right.

"I came on this chicks glasses latnight and she said it looked like a foggy mirror."

by Weezy Baby November 1, 2007

steal a mirror

First used by Kurt Vonnegut's character Trout in the novel, Breakfast of Champions. It means to take a leak.

Hey, I'll be right back. I have to go steal a mirror.

by j0hnb0n April 18, 2007

Behind the mirror

Closeted homosexual. One who is in the closet behind a mirrored door.

“Has ‘so and so’ got a girlfriend yet?” “Naa, he’s still doing his hair behind the mirror, but I’m sure he’ll come out soon”

by Pork Almighty October 30, 2018

Mirror Monster

-A name for a teenage girl who thinks she is hot but isn't. The name comes from mirror monsters' tendency to take pictures of themselves in promiscuous ways in front of a mirror, and then putting them on myspace

Gary- Man, look at that fugly girl out there!
Joe- Oh she's taking a pic of herself.
Hans- She's such a mirror monster.

by omglazergun March 16, 2008

mirror monkey

That guy at the Gym that spends more time looking at himself in the mirror then he does lifting weights.

Hey Craig, the mirror monkey is back

by sick_of_this_place September 11, 2008