Mika

A big juicy snail who like to shit on herself and eat poop in her free time.

one of a Mika habits is to throw feces on people's face. Usually you can find a Mika inside her house far away from people crying herself to sleep.

Charlie: Hey you have to stop shit on yourself, stop being a Mika!
Jason: yooo, look at this big fat snail here, I bet she is a Mika

by ThePrinceAssyTheth3 November 22, 2021

|||mika|||

He’s so funny,sexy,nice,sweet and he can cook.This man could degrade me,choke me,call me slurs,step me and I would say thank you.I literally love him with all of my heart even tho he doesn’t loves me back,but idc I still love him.

everyone in |||mika||| ‘s server:stop simping for him whore, he only simps for Ada.
Me:Okay *still simps for him*

by Heylolllllllllllllllll April 25, 2021

Mika

A very bossy person, a girl, brunette, blue eyed,load, obnoxious,happy

I love being a Mika

by Mlm2008 November 4, 2019

Petit chat Mika

Petit chat Mika is an adorable nickname Always there to help friends even if they are not very sociable

They can make you happy when your day didn't go well

Therefore always treat them well and be appreciated every second after you meet them.

'' petit chat Mika is the most kindness person ''

by Kitsumi November 22, 2021

Mika Speak

noun. The act of using multiple lines on Windows Live Messenger to convey a single message, as if the space bar doesn't exist. Trying to get attention.

Nicky:OMG
Nicky:gurl
Nicky:did
Nicky:you
Nicky:see
Nicky:that?
Dan:Girl you need to stop that Mika Speak, the space bar does exist.

by ladygagaisyourmom March 11, 2010

Mika

Fluent in english.

If you ever meet a mika remember to ask him about the word BUYEST.

by Crispy24 February 24, 2022

mika jujus

niche term for when you are feeling a bit funky and weird in an inexpressible way

Dude: How are you?
Y/N: woke up feeling mika jujus so not very slay

by anonymous August 13, 2022