Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.

"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."

by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 28, 2018

Micro Jackson

Michael Jackson’s nonce nickname

He loved the kids he did that’s why they called him Mirco Jackson

Micro Jackson, a nonce named Michael

by ToxicFury135 April 28, 2023

Micro-Passion

Micro-passion is a technical term to describe an extremely specific, individualized passion that can't be called a hobby and doesn't align with a life goal.

He had a micro-passion for releasing bugs back into nature instead of squashing them.

by NoFreeDefinitions August 29, 2023

Micro Unit

A bitch (or bloke) that is small in terms as height, but is so fat they could crush the entire Vatican city.

Woah dat bitch is a fucking micro unit!
You fucking micro unit!

by Analbumparty_1233 June 06, 2019

Micro-Moment

The small moment in time when everything is good

I was getting mad than i remebered micro-moments relax microments

by C_-_1LL June 27, 2017

GameBoy micro

put one in a maze with a mouse and the mouse will go to it and FUCK IT

remember that commercial with the Gameboy micro and the mouse having sex with it?!

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022

micro-grips

All of the people who don't get invited to the VIP and have to wait in line at the party.

Hey Shoshana let's go to the party with Marnie. I hate Marnie but she has a VIP so if we go with her we won't have to wait in line outside with all the micro-grips.

by Lindsaygotallthemoves April 03, 2016