Melissa 

A badass mother fucking cunt who will not hesitate to punch you in the face if you try to disrespect her.

Melissa is a bad bitch who gives good head.

Melissa by Babygurlmadonna November 24, 2021

melissa 

if your name is melissa, you are probably a quiet person, maybe even an introvert you are super kind but maybe switches groups. you get into fights with friends but then become their friend again

person 1: melissa and i got into a fight but we are friends again.
person 2: but she eats in my group at lunch, not yours anymore.

melissa by angelaxty November 24, 2018

Melissa 

Melissa’s are extremely smart and talented. They believe they are always right and will never be biased. They are loyal and trustworthy and would protect you with their lives. Melissa’s are beautiful and sexy but dont like to believe it they are quite self-concious but still able to take compliments

1: Melissa is gorgous today
2: melissa is gorgous EVERYDAY

Melissa by Lisyloolaa March 22, 2019

Melissa 

Melissa is the kindest person you will ever meet. She is so loving and caring to everyone. She likes to try and make everyone laugh. And she likes to have a fun time. Melissa is the type of person who doesn’t have a boyfriend but wants one. So many boys have a crush on her. She is extremely talented. And she is incredibly beautiful.

Person 1: Omg who is she, she is so beautiful

Person 2: She is definitely a Melissa

Melissa by Julienne Jones July 27, 2019

Melissa 

A strong girl who has had a tough life. Melissa is an amazing listener so dont take that for granted. Melissa's like to give advice but rarely ask for because she doesn't like to open up. She is a good friend if you have a Melissa never let her go.

I love talking to you, you're such a Melissa.

Melissa by Publisher 350 June 15, 2020

Melissa 

Fat, Liberal, Usually feminist, bitchy, fucking obese, oh did I forget fat as hell? would be a whore if she could be but nah, shes to fucking overweight, melissas tend to weigh in at 200-300kg at the lightest.

look how melissa that guy is! he's walking so melissa like.

Melissa by Acid Oof This guy January 22, 2020

Melissa 

1. A small Mexican circus flea. Famous in the Burrito region of south Mexico. Is a great lover of Spooge and taco's.

2. Latino American for small and horny.

"hey senor you Chihuahua is mucho melissa."

She ate that spooge taco like a true melissa

Melissa by sanchezandjebus69 January 23, 2013