Maxwell Goddard

WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!

BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM

Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay

by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 2, 2023

Maxwell Coleman

A Sussy-Baka with with braids he likes men but Ramier he's so hot that sexy ahh light skin uhhh Zaddy chad gets all A's Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so coooooh he gets all the females What a DAddY

Maxwell Coleman kinda sus

by lol not ramier May 1, 2022

Maxwell

Maxwell is a tiny man with a big ego because of his shortness he suffers from small man syndrome and all he wishes to be is a bit taller but his not leading to his severe small man syndrome.

Wow I didn't know he was such a Maxwell

by Lachie Besanko August 20, 2023

maxwell-gumbleton

A true legend. Handsome, noble and athletic.

Look at that maxwell-gumbleton, I would do anything to talk to him

by Weirdo135z October 6, 2018

matt maxwell

A person who is so undereducated that they believe it is okay to have sex with their cousin. Never has moved out of their parents home, and their dad filmed underage girls changing for band practice.

Inbreeding can lead to multiple birth defects, don’t be a Matt Maxwell

by Mattmaxwell December 4, 2021

Maxwell

Absolutely the worst person you will ever meet he thinks he is better than everyone and always wears a baseball cap, he is just the worst.

Here comes maxwell, do not engage.

by BATMAN OF BATMANODIA January 18, 2024

Maxwell

Maxwell aka Max. you would be very lucky to have a maxwell in your life, he has a big heart, nice, great sense of humor, plays lots of sports, very fun to be around and he has good vibes, cute, he is basically a perfect guy. he is always there for you and can always make you smile. he loves to watch movies especially horror movies.

friend: why do you like maxwell.
me: why would you not he is perfect.
friend: true true

by J.STAR:) December 10, 2020