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by diediedeidei June 2, 2021
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by SliceOfSuperficial September 9, 2025
Get the The Mateo mug.Mateo is a peruvian who found his way to coventry university. He is the most annoying person to walk on the planet and he always steals your Nutella. He cannot be quiet in the morning at all, he has this skill to make any task louder than it needs to be. He drinks starbucks every day but never gets any work done, if you are in a group with him you will not get any work done.
Okay class, get into groups of 3
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James says "don't pick Mateo, he will not do work and will steal our Nutella"
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