When a car follows you while you're walking through a crowded parking lot, driving slightly behind you to your parking spot, just to steal your spot.
I almost called the police because some creeper was following me, but he was just doing the parking lurk.
by C-Merx February 4, 2010
by KeepshitP July 25, 2023
Hey wanna see my stream like duh friend omg" "sure what do u stream on twitch"
"Hello I was lurking so wat u guys talking about" "MYOB (mind your own business)
Now leave or I'll ban u"
"Hello I was lurking so wat u guys talking about" "MYOB (mind your own business)
Now leave or I'll ban u"
by novaHaxPro March 4, 2017
This is when you’re in a ZOOM/video meeting with people you don’t know well (usually during a pandemic) and you’re bored so you want to leave. You don’t really know how to exit gracefully, so you get all anxious and continue to hang out: the “panic lurk”.
My friend just had a Zoom Bday party and I didn’t know anyone.
I was bored and wanted to go, but didn’t want to offend her so I just panic lurked.
I was bored and wanted to go, but didn’t want to offend her so I just panic lurked.
by SFDanae April 15, 2020
Man i was at starbucks again and that asian barista was being a lurking lingerer again, she mad me so uncomfortable i left the store without my coffee.
by Dan The Dish June 23, 2010
by Dabber01001 November 12, 2018
A subtle, obscene gesture used when you can't find the words of hatred to use against another individual (human, animal, etc.) Generally used against authority figures, such as a supervisor, superintendent, or even a bossy in-law. Gesture is performed by sliding your hand down to your thigh area, and popping an upside down middle digit.
Feelings conveyed while using this gesture are "go f*ck a hat" "sit on it and rotate" "please wash your mouth with a 12 gauge" and "I will fill your urethra with pine cones". Ladies and gentlemen, the Lurk Finger.
by PooBandito July 23, 2015