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Luke

A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
by ScytheTango October 22, 2017
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Luke

To do a Luke is to get a boner in public or at an unfortunate time.
Omg we were just sitting there and then he did a luke!
by buffstuff July 13, 2009
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Luke

Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.

If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017
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To luke

1. The act of overexerting on academics under the assumption that one will not become ill. Often associated with having a high risk of becoming ill.

2. The act of attracting females of STEM nature.
Ex 1: To luke
Jenny is luking this semester. Sankalp strongly opposed the luking by suggesting her to drop a class or two.

Ex 2: To luke
Mikey lukes when he goes to bars. He does not appreciate being picked up with an engineering pickup line.
by psudoname September 22, 2013
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Luke

Luke is a guy who is tired of people coming up to him and saying "Luke, I am your father" he knows that the person is not his farther and sometimes he wants to spit on the people and call them daddy

Luke is always right even under pressure
He will preform miracles

Luke has the power to get any women he chooses with just one wink of his eye
"I fell in love with Luke with just one wink of his eye"
by Godlikecreator August 9, 2022
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LUke

No words can describe a Luke he is a perfect boy which You cannot wait to meet he is so loving absolutely gorgeous and is so funny he likes his trantrums (like a 5 year old) when he is bored he calls you and is so cute everyone needs a Luke ❤️
Everyone needs a Luke

Omg do you know a Luke? They are amazing

You can have a Luke by not this one he’s mine
by Dai Brooke January 19, 2019
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Luke

Loves family friends and football and his boys and that’s all he needs
Luke loves his family friends football and his boys and that is his life
by Hihig February 2, 2020
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