Luke

A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.

He was being a total Luke the other day.

by ScytheTango October 23, 2017

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To do a Luke is to get a boner in public or at an unfortunate time.

Omg we were just sitting there and then he did a luke!

by buffstuff July 13, 2009

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Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.

If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.

"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.

by StaleSpaghetti July 03, 2017

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Luke It

To kick the ball as far away from your goal line when under intense pressure from the opposition

Luke it John Luke it (Ya bollox)

by PHILANDERS October 09, 2009

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To luke

1. The act of overexerting on academics under the assumption that one will not become ill. Often associated with having a high risk of becoming ill.

2. The act of attracting females of STEM nature.

Ex 1: To luke
Jenny is luking this semester. Sankalp strongly opposed the luking by suggesting her to drop a class or two.

Ex 2: To luke
Mikey lukes when he goes to bars. He does not appreciate being picked up with an engineering pickup line.

by psudoname September 22, 2013

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