by foodboy96 March 30, 2024
Get the win the losing lottery mug.The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.
I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Lottery Tickiteer mug.Putting multiple condoms into a basket, while one condom has a small hole. Then when the time comes to use a condom a person mixes the condoms up and draws from the basket. Whom ever receives the condom with the hole wins THE LOTTERY.
Ryan played the lottery a couple weeks ago, turns out he won. He’s afraid the child support will be more than he can afford.
by Dat Bald head August 6, 2022
Get the The lottery mug.Lottery Talk is when a person who has had a lot to drink starts to talk about all the things they want to do, knowing full and well they will never do them
Bill said we were going to take a guys trip next month, but his wife doesn’t let him hang out with us. Must be lottery talk.
by MichaelScarn3301 February 15, 2026
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