by CloutClown November 17, 2019

by jdude01 November 19, 2010

by jayteemango November 8, 2012

Dave: On my trip to Australia, there were literal kangaroos running around all over the place! It's crazy!
Skyler: What the hell dude! Not cool!
Skyler: What the hell dude! Not cool!
by Gomtuu September 17, 2019

Literal Larry is the subconscious personality in all of us that comes out when conversing with another individual. He hears a sentence, comment, statement or question from a person, and instantly distorts it by conjoing words initially intended to have a different meaning...and then responds to the newly constructed grouping of words instead of the original intended ones...
1.)
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?
Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...
2.)
Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.
Literal larry struck again!
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?
Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...
2.)
Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.
Literal larry struck again!
by Oso Polar March 15, 2011

Guy:I was in Australia and kangaroos were just running around in public.
Vaper: was that a racial pejorative?
Guy: no like a literal kangaroo ran across the street in front of me.
Vaper: ok I’ll have to look that up.
Vaper: was that a racial pejorative?
Guy: no like a literal kangaroo ran across the street in front of me.
Vaper: ok I’ll have to look that up.
by Anf44 September 18, 2019
