Whilst having sex with a girl keep a sausage (raw or cooked) in your hand. After a few minutes remove your penis from her as you shove the sausage inside. Tuck your penis between your legs and scream. As she turns around she will still feel something inside her but it will look like your penis is missing.
This is called The Leper.
Bonus points for adding ketchup or fake blood for extra realism.
This is called The Leper.
Bonus points for adding ketchup or fake blood for extra realism.
'I'm going to have sex tonight!'
'Make sure you do The Leper, here, take this sausage.'
'You're a great friend.'
'Make sure you do The Leper, here, take this sausage.'
'You're a great friend.'
by The 413 August 25, 2012
Get the The Leper mug.A person who is so homosexual that it reduces their ability to function in everyday life. The person is often to "weak" or "sissy" to participate with peers. This "sickness is also contagious as others get sick because of how gay they are.
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The act of two men ejaculating into somebodys ears to render the subject deaf to the ejeculators high five.
Liam: "Hey, should we go to the Cy Twombly exhibition?"
Jon: "Sorry, i can't hear you after that Def Leppard you and Kai gave me last night."
Jon: "Sorry, i can't hear you after that Def Leppard you and Kai gave me last night."
by Lunch-time August 5, 2008
Get the Def Leppard mug.Root: Limited-English-Proficiency-er One who does not speak enough English to be comprehensible, particularly on the telephone.
Before Sharon got Caller ID, she frequently had jagged and partial conversations with many a leper trying to get a hold of the immigrant who last inhabited her new home.
by Kate Thompson For Real October 9, 2008
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Get the Lepperkahn mug.(n) Desperate lesbian:
A lesbian who tries to convert straight women into becoming lesbians, because they are either an A. (See LESBIAN BY DEFAULT) or B. Still has underlying, unnannounced, emotions towards a man that she refuses to admit to, therefore becoming a bitch to the guy's new found girlfriend out of jealously.
Often falls under the category of LESBIAN BY DEFAULT, LESBIATCH,
LESBIAN WHORE HOUND, and LESBORE
A lesbian who tries to convert straight women into becoming lesbians, because they are either an A. (See LESBIAN BY DEFAULT) or B. Still has underlying, unnannounced, emotions towards a man that she refuses to admit to, therefore becoming a bitch to the guy's new found girlfriend out of jealously.
Often falls under the category of LESBIAN BY DEFAULT, LESBIATCH,
LESBIAN WHORE HOUND, and LESBORE
Girl 1: Dude. why does she keep trying to recruit all of our straight friends into lesbians?
Girl2: Idk, she's probably just Lesperate...
Girl2: Idk, she's probably just Lesperate...
by gotchabitchhh January 21, 2009
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