Jose Lemus

Jose Lemus is a person (most of the time Mexican) who has the power to knock someone out with a one blow, he's pretty much a psychopath and knows a lot of things the average human does not which can be creepy at times. He also has a big dick and is able to satisfy a girl to the point where she cant walk for a week so take care of your girl if he is around, but don't worry he only fucks bitches when he's in the right mood so don't worry about it too much. People also tend to hate on him because he has most things that some people might not have such as hoe's and style. Also never piss him off too much he will hunt you down and will literally murder you.

Damn look daddy Jose Lemus is finna go fuck on that bitch.

by Roxxete Rodriguez December 16, 2021

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If you play a full weekend league in Fifa you are a virgin and not able to get any friends

virgin is the new weekend-leauge

by CristierRonaldo June 24, 2022

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The Lemur

The second most dangerous criminal in the Muppet world. Behind Constantine. Usually seen as a joke that dosen't know the basic rules to double-crossing 101.

European Civilian 1: OMG! It's the Lemur! The second most dangerous criminal!
European Civilian 2: Don't worry about him. He's not a real threat. We should be worring about Constantine. Also, that Lemur costume makes him look so adorable!

by MDawg1491 July 1, 2023

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