Anti-lawyer

The reverse lawyer, breaks the law to get evidence, doesn't care about anyone except their client, will kill, to prove you are not guilty.

Person 1: Hey bro look who's against puff, what a moron!
Person 2: Bro, thats the Anti-lawyer, he should be worried.

by Bunga69420 July 03, 2022

bribery lawyer

A lawyer who takes bribes on serious cases and asks for the judge to drop the charges.

This bribery lawyer has been known for working with politicians and other corrupted officials.

by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019

Boston Lawyer

Another way of saying black cocks

Friend 1: hey could you find some boston lawyers for me?
Friend 2: dude what the fuck

by Adolf Mussolini Stalin January 24, 2024

Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury

Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops

by KorokDude August 25, 2023

Lawyer Loyalty

To use the same defense lawyer for every time you have a run in with a law

I have Lawyer Loyalty for John Doe

by Heyitsj000 March 25, 2019

Space lawyer

A space lawyer is one that will argue every point of space law same as a sea lawyer or “add place here “ lawyer

“Toby is such a space lawyer , I just want to play the game but he’s arguing about rules again”

by Icepik86 December 15, 2022

the vegas lawyers

A kick ass law criminal defense firm with crazy marketing.

Busted in Vegas? Call The Vegas Lawyers!

by Hi 5ive February 19, 2019