Lawnmower

A wheeled device with a specifically crafted blade designed for cutting grass. Usually has 4 wheels and is pushed along like a shopping trolley, though sometimes they are small, automated 2 wheel machines, and in some cases are much larger and have a seat for riding on, for especially large lawns. The medium ones are often characterised by having a very sudden and forceful yanking of a cord to start the motor, or sometimes the noise they make.

I went out on the weekend and bought a new lawnmower

by Dattoastyboi July 11, 2020

Maryland Lawnmower

When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.

He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.

by Bruvongeezy July 12, 2024

lawnmower

The definition of lawnmower, one word José

The mexican who comes over every weekend and mows your lawn and your wife, you just don't know it yet. You also threaten him daily that he will be deported if he isn't on time.

Me: José mow the lawn, lawn, green mat, ground carpet *points toward grass*
José: Si pendeho
Me: There you go and get it done before 3 or you're deported!
José: Si
Me: Use the big metal thingy with the spinning blade that is usually overpriced, the lawnmower

by KyleWith17ys July 11, 2020

Lawnmower

A word, that can be used to replace the word ”d isabled”, if you don't want to use it.

"This geezer is a real lawnmower!"

by Olatunji69 October 11, 2022

Lawnmowering

When you keep talking after a joke doesn't land or nobody gets a subject, and you keep sputtering nearly nonsensical words until the conversation just dies out. Usually a pretty numbing process.

Dude, stop talking. You're lawnmowering my brain into mush.

by UrbanCarrion July 25, 2019