larse

The area between your legs and your arse. Presumably meeting the barse at some point, becoming the blarse.

Here is my larse

by "Crazy" Mikey Gray October 20, 2003

Larsing

To be extremely small but compensate with the amount of hair you have.

Dave: wow john you are looking very larsing today

by a fan of Harry Potter May 17, 2017

larse

The tendency to write like a goddamn fucking idiot by writing half in capital letters and half in lowercase letters. A sign of douchefaggery.

"Tony is larsing again."
"What'd he type this time?"
"HEy. wE SHOulLD haNG oUT TOdaY."
"Ouch. That *is* a larse."

by tillersaurus May 15, 2010

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008

cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.

I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

d lar

the gangsta of all gangstas; the pimp of all pimps; the kid with the body of a god/dess, the heart of a lion, and the mind of a mouse.

Someone tries to steal your shit and you bitch slap them to the floor...thats so d lar of you.

by DRrecords December 9, 2008

Bailer Lars

A Bailer Lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. If a person is to be named “Bailer Lars”, it's important that he always bail out in the last minute.

40-year old virgin: “Dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to Eiffel Tower her! Damn she's so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. What do you say?”
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"


Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"

by Master of Dennis March 31, 2009