lamescream media

Term used to describe mainstream media. Particularly used to describe their inaccuracies and false/ highly exaggerated news reports.

The lamescream media reported a 50 million dollar loss from piracy, but in reality, they're not losing anything.

by love without the e December 22, 2005

Lampshade Lassie

A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.

"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."

Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."

Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."

Tim - "Why, looks good to me."

Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"

by Tommy Tee November 8, 2006

up the lads

a term used by angry leprechauns during a masturbation session in a japan hotel room

up the lads- used by angry Irish people in japan hotel rooms

by emmacastersugar December 7, 2020

Lampshade

Wearing an oversized t-shirt and short athletic shorts that are hidden by the shirt. This gives the girl a sillouette similar to that of a lampshade. (Usually worn by college girls, esp. sorority girls)

I wish these girls would actually try to look nice for class; lampshade is not a good look for anyone.

by zdk2013 September 3, 2014

lamescape

A way of referring to runescape in mockery.

Dude A: Hey, man. Do you play runescape?

Dude B: No way! I don't play that piece of crap! Ugh. With those lame graphics?!

Dude A: ... (feeling embarrassed)

Dude B: (scoffs) Heh. Runescape? More like LameScape!

Dude A: ... (feeling even more embarrassed and lame)

by MastaZULU January 1, 2009

Latex Lads

Two people of the male persuasion that share a condom after one has finished with it.

Bro, isn't it rad that we are not only Eskimo brothers but latex lads now too.

by Sr. Douche November 5, 2012

Gay Lads

A group in Paladins that were united after some serious yelling. I think.

Gay Lads: Were not gay though. How does this Mae sense. Physics Kids Physics.

by JKgAm3rZ March 23, 2017