Kobe

(noun, adj, and verb) the art of messing up and getting away with it

Dude, you got with Lauren last night?

KOBE!

by kobe!!!!!! April 6, 2010

kobe

A female person in real-life playing a male character in a game. Typically related to MMORPGS

Don't call him a he, tsai is a kobe.

by Will February 1, 2005

kobe

a way someone describes a helicopter crashing into somethinng

did you here about how that dude kobed into the mountain

by Chonky_longkey February 3, 2020

kobe

This guy is a pure athlete and has a big cock

Kobe is such a good athlete. He also has a big cock

by Theg.o.a.t July 5, 2016

kobe

a variant of k.b. or kime/kind bud

can you get me that kobe?

by kepkka July 28, 2004

Kobe Bryant

One of the 3 greatest basketball players to ever lace me up. We all yelled Kobe when shooting fade-away jumpers. He made us motivated and us hoopers inspired to jack up jumpers from 50! We will never forget you RIP KOBE JELLY BEAN BRYANT

Kobe Bryant

Guy 1: Yo you heard about Kobe?

Guy 2: Yeah that man would give you 81 on any day!!

by JayBoss18 January 26, 2020

Kobe Assist

NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.

Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.

by jameshunger October 30, 2013