knock

to go to sleep.

i'm knocking. goodnight.

by sonnny11 July 7, 2010

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by JKB March 12, 2004

knock up

To get someone (usually a female) pregnant.

Danny: "I guess I should've used a condom last week..."
Mike: "Dude you can't go around friggin' knocking up ten-year olds!"
Danny: "There's no statutory rape law in Maine."

by The Ugly One January 28, 2004

Crotch-Knock

The act of swinging one's fist into another's crotch for the sake of comedy or business purposes.

I had to crotch-knock three people to get into the porto-potty.

by Jim Hancock May 10, 2005

Knock A Shard Off

To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!

I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.

Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.

by projectmatter July 14, 2009

knock while running

A type of annoying gag that is aimed at unknown hotel patrons

The perpetrator stands at one end of a long hallway and sprints to the other end (in the direction of the elevators and staircase), while simultaneously knocking on as many hotel room doors as possible. Results vary, as efforts can yield anything from no response whatsoever, to a naked couple opening their door to see who or what has interrupted their lovemaking.

My stay in Cleveland sucked. I got so bored in the middle of the night that I pulled a knock while running on my neighbors.

by bored_at_work_3 April 23, 2010

dirty knock

Dirty knock is usually used in Ireland, as a way to define a slut/slapper/whore/tramp/hooker of some kind. A girl who will do pretty much anything with a guy.

Shes some dirty knock!! You've probably got the clap now!!

by Millithemuffinqueen October 10, 2010