Illuminati

Subset of our species that speaks through triangulation. Natural evolution of humankind.

I think the illuminati has taken control of my son.

by Butler6977 August 17, 2018

Illuminati

The united states government

Yo dude whats the illuminati?
Its the government foo you kno them hoes stay watchin us

by Hi1237589 November 27, 2018

Illuminati

A secret society founded by Adam Weishaupt in 1776. The goals of the Illuminati are basically world domination (one world government controlled by the Illuminati members. In order to accomplish this the Illuminati set out to control the most powerful nations of the world , which at the time wer Great Britain and France. The Illuminati claimed to have been behind the Revolutionary War and the Frech Revolution to weaken the two nations governments. However the Bavarian government discovered the Illukinati and forced them underground. They them tried to control contries through more wars they claim to have organized to weaken Europe, for example the Napoleonic wars, and through control over International Bankers which they could screw up the global economy. The Illuminati claim to be behind the WorldWars, WWI was to destroy the Czars and turn Russia to communism, WWII was to build up global communism. They say that there will be a WWIII that will pitt the political Zionists against the Moslem leaders and drain the international community so a world government would have to be accepted.

Do not confuse the Illuminati with Masonry/Freemasonry. They are two very different groups. The Illuminati wants one world government. Freemasons don't really have a goal they are a fraternity of men who believe in a God and are good-natured people. They are do a lot of charity work/community service and aren't very secretive.

Illuminati symbol:

Eye of Providence (the pyramid on the one dollar bill with the eye, also known as the All-Seeing Eye)

by rozoe9 August 25, 2013

Illuminati

A piece of shitty pyramid that got destroyed up by a bunch of memes.

AnimationRewind proves that illuminati is weaker than a fusion of memes that are shitty as fuck

by Dueltale Sans February 23, 2019

Illuminati

A former organization from the last century, consisting of scientists that wanted to escape from the (at the time) strictly religious outside world. After science became a subject to freely discuss in public without danger, the Illuminati disbanded.
Its name was based on the verb 'to illuminate', due to the members of the former group seeking enlightenment about the world.

In recent years, people started claiming that the Illuminati is some sort of conspiracy order/deity rising to, if not already at, total control of the world.
Said people also claimed the eye within a triangle (the Owl's Eye) found on dollar bills is an "All seeing eye", that is found within any shape that could be seen as a triangle, or anything that could end up with 3 (due to triangles having three sides), no matter how indirect.

Conspiracy theorist: "Illuminati is everywhere! It's controlling us all!"

Random bystander: "Not sure if that guy is desperately trying to be funny, or actually stupid."

by Bellum in Veritas March 11, 2017

Illuminati Lahey

A known member of the illuminati. Hobbies and special skills consist of voodoo doll making, shrine building, and sleeping on couches.

Wow, you know Illuminati Lahey? I heard he's #IlluminatiConfirmed

by Robicoraeary March 7, 2017

illuminatist

n. An Illuminati follower or believer. Usually detectable by their forehead. They draw an eye on their foreheads to show that they truly believe in the Illuminati.

Mike: Oh god, here comes Victor.
Zeke: He's just wandering around with a fake eye on his forehead.
Mike: What an illuminatist.

by TorrenceGaming June 10, 2017