Kelsey

Frickin hoe that likes to get in fights and she will easily fuck a bitch up too.

Yo nigga you just got fought by kelsey
Yeah i did square up nigga

by jfhbdfjgrejiherugio May 21, 2015

Kelsey

She's a thot who's also a hoe

wow Kelsey's such a thot

by Xx4206969420Xx November 21, 2019

Kelsey

A horrible, ugly, poser person usually fat. Weird eyes and big teeth. Ugly laugh.

person: Ugh, kelsey thinks she's such a NERD.
you: I know, I wish she'd commit to her claims of being suicidal and do it already.

by Harikar October 9, 2013

kelsey

A crazy bitch who pours your beer.

I need to get a kelsey tonight.

by teebaggery September 26, 2014

Kelsey

an amazing and beautiful girl who everyone loves. great in the bed and once you have alex with her once you just can't let go.

damnnnnn is that a kelsey

by Thatcoreectone January 7, 2017

kelsey

Sarcastic, friendly and caring but is also a big ass hole and takes people for granted. Usually fucks up and admits it when it's too late but can win anyone over with his charming looks. Loves being the center of attention and is a big womanizer. He is sneaky and usually thinks alot about things instead of acting on them. When he cares he loves with everything in him and will give you the world.

You are dating kelsey, prepare for the ride.

by Tbyeh June 18, 2018

Kelsey

A person who is fun to be around, awesome, cool, and a chill person. To spot a Kelsey in the wild, they mostly will have earrings, a top fade and a dick that tastes like sausage (if you're into that). Kelsey's are easy to beat in the wild.

Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.

Person 1: Man, I want to be like a Kelsey, cool and fun to be around

Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?

by KelBeater March 21, 2017