King Khanaky

Formed when the first ever universe was made due to a perfect collision of atoms, though the first universe was meant to be an infinite universe, all mass compressed into King Khanaky and created him, making him a universe, with infinite mass, but at the size of a 8’10 human. King Khanaky is OG. You may ask, if he has infinite mass, why doesn’t everything get sucked into him? Because he can control atoms, and that is what he is doing right now, he is controlling every atom with precision all the time, if he lets go of one atom, it’s all over. King Khanaky is a large jolly man with 1 million wives and eats 100,000 planet sized turkeys every day. He can jump infinitely high, it is his favourite thing to do, we call it “King Khanaky jumping”

King Khanaky, jump jump jump, king Khanaky is OG.

King Khanaky by Dalolrx February 11, 2025

Jamat Khana 

Ismaili ( a form of Muslim) Place of worship.

“Meet me at Jamat Khana tonight”

Jamat Khana by Niidontcareee September 8, 2025

kabhi alvida naa kehna 

A film that was produced by Karan Johar that is the best film out there. It is about Dev and Maya first meet at Mayas wedding where he gives her some advice. 4 years later they meet again. They go to a party and discuss that they don’t like parties where they sing the song Rock n Roll Soniye. Later on Dev and Maya meet a train station and ask for a hand in friendship to salvage their marriages but instead they fall in love with each other which then makes them grow further and further apart from their partner. They sleep together and it all comes out and Amitabh Bachan has a heart attack

Person 1: Oh my dosa dude, what’s your favourite film
Person 2: Definetely Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna

kabhi alvida naa kehna by Stacey Dover February 22, 2020