Kale

What a white person eats

I'm white, so i eat Kale.

by My pp is wet April 8, 2021

Kale kholin

a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want

also a knights radiant #ifykyk

Be like kale kholin he's cool

by anonymous December 5, 2024

KALE

That one guy who loves violently jerking off to his sonic fan game sonic emerald madness. He loves fingering john cena in his free time and adores touching miners. This guy is not verey cool and I really really really hate him! Every single time I join call hes like "OH ITS THAT GUY" LIKE SHUT UP IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY BLENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Stop jerking off to john cena Kale

by gooberman24 December 29, 2024

Kale Juice

A antisemitic mondegreen used on social media which is meant to avoid censorship when saying "Kill Jews".
This can be hateful, antisemitism, and is very insensitive.

Instagram Comment: Kale Juice
Reply: Based

by IAmNotARacistButARealist June 13, 2025

Kale Lifeform

When someone, something, a creature or an object has only one lung.

Since John got his other lung removed for vaping, he is now a Kale Lifeform

by Cumsuckleburgerking June 25, 2025

Kale-bwangu

To agree or to give permission to someone

You’re going to pass fimma kale-bwangu

by Byte_fyi October 1, 2025

Kale

Really cool guy who could beat professional wrestlers in a 1v1. Makes weird noises when he thinks he’s alone. Definitely don’t neglect this hot boi

Daaang, he did it again, that Kale. He’s a keeper.

by Minioncurry52 January 17, 2025